HUSBAND calls from Delhi to his WIFE in Chandigarh
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SERVANT picked the phone.
HUSBAND: Memsaab se baat karao
SERVANT: Woh toh Sahab ke saath kamre 🚪mein hai
HUSBAND: Par Sahab to mai hoon
SERVANT: Ab mai kya karu?
HUSBAND: Maar de dono ko Mai hold karta hoon
After killing..🔪
SERVANT: Laasho ka kya karu?
HUSBAND: Ghar ke piche wale swimming pool mein phek ke bhaag jaa....
SERVANT: Par hamare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai..
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HUSBAND: Ye 45678922 hai...??
SERVANT: Nahi... Ye 45688922 hai...
HUSBAND: Oh Sorry, Wrong Number