Boy: I have decided that I ll not kiss u untill we get married.
Girl: ohh..come on...that's so ALOKNATH of you.......
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Breaking news.
Supreme court passes new rule,
Marriage certificate not required, if Alok Nath gives ashirwad.
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On wedding night
Husband - Ghar mein sabse pyar se rehna, sabki respect karna, unka Vishwas jeetna.
Wife- Tum mere Praannath ho ki Aloknath.
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Sunny Leone breaks out in an item number - Babuji zara dheere chalo beejli giri yahan beejli giri.
Alok Nath - Kitna khayal rakhti ho apne babuji ka!